Happy Adoption Day, Emma!
"Get off my couch, Mom"
As Gilda Radner said: "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive."
So go love someone unconditionally like a dog can. It's a great way to live. Only dogs could get in trouble one minute and want to cover you with kisses the next, maybe they're on to something.